It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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