So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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