): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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