you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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