Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish I only lived at night.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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