bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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