i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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