Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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