"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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