check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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