her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Drake has all the answers
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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