Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
