so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Randomize
