This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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