so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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