I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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