My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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