I'm really into asian looking animals
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
