TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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