i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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