Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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