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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Farmville is her only friend.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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