Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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