butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
