im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have aggressive nipples.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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