Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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