i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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