fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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