I don't usually arrange sex via text message
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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