This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
do herpes really smell.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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