do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
