So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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