i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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