Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
That's intense
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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