That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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