found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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