Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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