I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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