i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I will die if light touches me.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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