I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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