he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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