He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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