she was so not down for the gang bang
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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