You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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