6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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