I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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