Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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