in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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