I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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