we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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