I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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