Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize