Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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