My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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