guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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