Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
two words...techno handjob
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
